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Trump Charged with Deleting Surveillance of His Midnight KFC Feast
Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...
Jul 29, 20231 min read
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Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
Apr 6, 20231 min read
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Trump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s Fingers
New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...
Apr 4, 20231 min read
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Police Defends Arrest of Mother and Her Unborn Child
Melbourne, FL – Police have defended the arrest of a 31-year-old pregnant woman last week for “incitement” after authorities flagged her...
Nov 21, 20202 min read
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