The developer of the popular train simulator series has released another title: Ohio Buttgouge Edition! This is the perfect game for...

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Los Angeles, CA – A father of two just realized his children’s toy money is worth more than his real money. “I got home from work and I...

East Palestine, OH – The EPA is confident that all the pets getting sick and dying suddenly is just a coincidence. So far, the EPA has...

Washington DC – President Biden said Monday he “did the right thing” when he ordered the Chinese spy balloon shot down only after having...

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New York City, NY – Pfizer has announced that it will enter the online dating scene by starting its own subscription-based platform....

Canberra, Australia – Australian PM Anthony Albanese re-affirmed support for Ukraine in light of the US decision to supply tanks. “I know...

Los Angeles, CA – Democrat Adam Schiff has announced that he will run for Miss California. “We’re in the fight of our lives,” said Shifty...

Washington DC – On Monday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted what a mediocre press secretary she is but that she...

Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...

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San Francisco, CA – A local man who went shopping at the supermarket for the first time in two years realizes that the frozen “rustic”...

Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...

New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...

Philadelphia, PA – A new multinational study has found that reading articles about the causes of sudden death may cause sudden death. The...

Jerusalem – When Jesus, son of a carpenter from Nazareth, expired on the cross, there was understandably much talk about his death. After...

San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform worked with presbyterians to suppress free will. “It’s important we...

Philadelphia, PA – Johnny has discovered that drums are “really frigging loud”. Attending a Christmas church service for the first time...

San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform’s Trust and Safety staff have suppressed tweets promoting the idea that...

Nancy Pelosi’s official Speaker portrait was unveiled on Wednesday in a ceremony held in the Statuary Hall.