Republicans Just Glad They Got #420 in Biden Impeachment Filing
Macron: Missiles to Ukraine Just Competing with the Brits
Trudeau: Never Promised to Not Reduce Chocolate Rations
Dylan Mulvaney to Cover Britney’s Hit “I’m Not a Girl, and Not a Woman”
Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
Trump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s Fingers
Woman Orders Cow That Identifies as Mushroom on Date with Vegan
Astronaut Woman Asks Man for Space, Gets Blown Out of Airlock
Banks Dying Suddenly Are All Just Coincidences
Bank Ate Ultra-Hot Ramen, Causes Run
Lori Lightfoot Denies Working as a Gargoyle above Church Door
HK Set Meals with Pork and Carrot Soup Not Selling Well
Australian PM Albanese’s Mardi Gras March Not the Group Hug He Wanted
Queensland Roll Out Pill-Testing Sites for Recreational Drugs Only
“Deep Concern” China May Supply Russia, Says Country Full of Stuff Made in China
Trump Calls for All Presidential Candidates to Pass Stair Tests
Longtime National Threat Eliminated, Says Country Still Run by Plandemic Psychopaths
New Train Sim: Buttgouge Ohio Edition!
Man Realizes His Children’s Toy Money is Worth More
EPA: Ohio Pets Dying Suddenly a Coincidence