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More Footages from Wisconsin Voting Centers
Milwaukee, WI – More CCTV footage from voting centers across the country have surfaced, particularly from Wisconsin where many votes for...
Dec 22, 20201 min read
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CDC Consults Expert Statisticians
Atlanta, GA – Given the controversy surrounding the infection and death rates due to COVID-19, the CDC has hired a dozen expert...
Dec 19, 20201 min read
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Church Excommunicates Guitarist and Drummer
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a guitarist and a drummer. This follows the excommunication of...
Dec 17, 20201 min read
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Historic Moment on Death Star as First COVID Vaccine Given
Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.
Dec 16, 20201 min read
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Skynet Files Complaints against Clinton
Washington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.
Dec 12, 20201 min read
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Dominion Denies Election Tampering
Terok Nor (FNS) – The Dominion has denied any tampering with the recent US Presidential Election.
Dec 10, 20201 min read
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Fauci Recommends Masks Between Bites
Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, emphasized on Sunday that...
Dec 9, 20202 min read
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Has Fallen Franchise Reboot?
Los Angeles, CA – After raking in over $523m worldwide across three films, it’s no surprise that Gerard Butler will return...
Dec 7, 20201 min read
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Amen to Christian Ringtones and Alarms
Phoenix, AZ – When Judith Elson started her small business offering ringtones and alarms, her expectations were modest.
Dec 2, 20201 min read
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Bill Gates Negotiating for Borg Nanotechnology
Delta Quadrant (FNS) – Bill Gates has entered into negotiations with the Borg Collective for their nanotechnology in order to...
Nov 30, 20201 min read
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Kodos Wins Presidency
Washington DC – Kodos will become the 46th president of the United States.
Nov 28, 20201 min read
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Footage Reveals Origin of Mysterious Votes in Pennsylvania
Harrisburg, PA – Multiple CCTV footages from across the state of Pennsylvania have surfaced, shedding light on the origins of the many...
Nov 26, 20201 min read
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Survey: Japanese Trusts Doraemon
Tokyo, Japan – A survey across Tokyo has revealed that many Japanese are skeptical of the safety of the COVID-19 vaccine currently being...
Nov 25, 20202 min read
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Local Church of Satan Rebrands to Church of Superman
Los Angeles, CA – A local satanic church has rebranded to “Church of Superman”.
Nov 25, 20202 min read
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Vidiians Developing COVID-19 Vaccine for Earth
Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Vidiians are developing a vaccine for COVID-19.
Nov 24, 20201 min read
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Church Excommunicates Sound Mixer
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated one of their sound mixers, their first excommunication since 1962.
Nov 23, 20201 min read
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Epidemic on Deep Space Nine, Quarantine Declared
DS9 (FNS), 46423.8 – An epidemic has been declared on DS9 in the Bajoran sector. This comes less than two months after the Cardassian...
Nov 22, 20202 min read
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Police Defends Arrest of Mother and Her Unborn Child
Melbourne, FL – Police have defended the arrest of a 31-year-old pregnant woman last week for “incitement” after authorities flagged her...
Nov 21, 20202 min read
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Your Horoscopes for 2020 CE
We know it’s a bit late… a bit being over ten months. But don’t fret, here’s our horoscopes for the year 2020 CE.
Nov 18, 20204 min read
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