Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...

Philadelphia, PA – Alex Hamilton, age 36, was arrested for a bank robbery last week and appeared in court yesterday for the plea hearing.

Beverly Hills, CA – President Joe Biden has announced that schools will re-open within his first 100 days in office as previously promised.

Megatron has been chosen as TIME magazine’s Person of the Year. According to the announcement...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has put their newest drummer on probation. This follows the excommunication of one of their...

Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Federation has issued a warning that any of Species 8472 who have a history of “significant” allergic reaction...

Los Angeles, CA – Given the moderate success of the newly released “My First False Flag Government Building Storming”...

Montreal, QC – Pornsnub, which has over 10 million videos and had over 40 billion site visits last year, has permanently banned the...

San Francisco, CA – It is common knowledge that there is an anomalously high number of deaths connected to Hillary Clinton. Amongst other...

San Francisco, CA – Given all the recent social-media post removals, account suspensions and bans, and entire platforms such as Parler...

Los Angeles, CA – Just over a year ago, Mattel released “gender-neutral” dolls in recognition of the LGBTQ and gender-fluid community.

Vatican – In an interview on Sunday night, Pope Francis said, “I believe that, ethically, everyone should take the vaccine.” And in light...

Los Angeles, CA – Disney has announced that some of the upcoming Star Wars series will also focus on environmentalism.

Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi has called for the immediate removal of President Donald Trump, claiming that the President sanctioned...

Cincinnati, OH – Eli Gable is a born lineman. At 16 years of age, he stands at 6’3” and already weighs 291 lbs. Since he identifies as a...

Cheyenne Mountain, CO – Not to be outdone by the Vidiians and the Borg, the Aschen have entered the race to make the COVID-19 vaccine.

Phoenix, AZ – A non-denominational gigachurch won the 2020 Church Games held in Phoenix Thursday.

Seattle, WA – Amazon has announced the new Alexa Green for home energy management. The familiar functions such as music playback...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...

Phoenix, AZ – When lockdowns were implemented, many small businesses suffered, even if they were permitted to remain open.

Grand Rapids, MI – The new Post-New International Version Bible (PNIV) will be more readable than any previous version.