Cheyenne Mountain, CO – Not to be outdone by the Vidiians and the Borg, the Aschen have entered the race to make the COVID-19 vaccine.

Phoenix, AZ – A non-denominational gigachurch won the 2020 Church Games held in Phoenix Thursday.

Seattle, WA – Amazon has announced the new Alexa Green for home energy management. The familiar functions such as music playback...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...

Phoenix, AZ – When lockdowns were implemented, many small businesses suffered, even if they were permitted to remain open.

Grand Rapids, MI – The new Post-New International Version Bible (PNIV) will be more readable than any previous version.

Milwaukee, WI – More CCTV footage from voting centers across the country have surfaced, particularly from Wisconsin where many votes for...

Atlanta, GA – Given the controversy surrounding the infection and death rates due to COVID-19, the CDC has hired a dozen expert...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a guitarist and a drummer. This follows the excommunication of...

Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.

Washington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.

Terok Nor (FNS) – The Dominion has denied any tampering with the recent US Presidential Election.

Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, emphasized on Sunday that...

Los Angeles, CA – After raking in over $523m worldwide across three films, it’s no surprise that Gerard Butler will return...

Phoenix, AZ – When Judith Elson started her small business offering ringtones and alarms, her expectations were modest.

Delta Quadrant (FNS) – Bill Gates has entered into negotiations with the Borg Collective for their nanotechnology in order to...

Washington DC – Kodos will become the 46th president of the United States.

Harrisburg, PA – Multiple CCTV footages from across the state of Pennsylvania have surfaced, shedding light on the origins of the many...

Tokyo, Japan – A survey across Tokyo has revealed that many Japanese are skeptical of the safety of the COVID-19 vaccine currently being...

Los Angeles, CA – A local satanic church has rebranded to “Church of Superman”.

Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Vidiians are developing a vaccine for COVID-19.