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Dec 12, 20201 min read
Skynet Files Complaints against Clinton
Washington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.
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Dec 10, 20201 min read
Dominion Denies Election Tampering
Terok Nor (FNS) – The Dominion has denied any tampering with the recent US Presidential Election.
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Dec 9, 20202 min read
Fauci Recommends Masks Between Bites
Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, emphasized on Sunday that...
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Dec 7, 20201 min read
Has Fallen Franchise Reboot?
Los Angeles, CA – After raking in over $523m worldwide across three films, it’s no surprise that Gerard Butler will return...
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Dec 2, 20201 min read
Amen to Christian Ringtones and Alarms
Phoenix, AZ – When Judith Elson started her small business offering ringtones and alarms, her expectations were modest.
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Nov 30, 20201 min read
Bill Gates Negotiating for Borg Nanotechnology
Delta Quadrant (FNS) – Bill Gates has entered into negotiations with the Borg Collective for their nanotechnology in order to...
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Nov 28, 20201 min read
Kodos Wins Presidency
Washington DC – Kodos will become the 46th president of the United States.
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Nov 26, 20201 min read
Footage Reveals Origin of Mysterious Votes in Pennsylvania
Harrisburg, PA – Multiple CCTV footages from across the state of Pennsylvania have surfaced, shedding light on the origins of the many...
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Nov 25, 20202 min read
Survey: Japanese Trusts Doraemon
Tokyo, Japan – A survey across Tokyo has revealed that many Japanese are skeptical of the safety of the COVID-19 vaccine currently being...
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Nov 25, 20202 min read
Local Church of Satan Rebrands to Church of Superman
Los Angeles, CA – A local satanic church has rebranded to “Church of Superman”.
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Nov 24, 20201 min read
Vidiians Developing COVID-19 Vaccine for Earth
Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Vidiians are developing a vaccine for COVID-19.
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Nov 23, 20201 min read
Church Excommunicates Sound Mixer
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated one of their sound mixers, their first excommunication since 1962.
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Nov 22, 20202 min read
Epidemic on Deep Space Nine, Quarantine Declared
DS9 (FNS), 46423.8 – An epidemic has been declared on DS9 in the Bajoran sector. This comes less than two months after the Cardassian...
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Nov 21, 20202 min read
Police Defends Arrest of Mother and Her Unborn Child
Melbourne, FL – Police have defended the arrest of a 31-year-old pregnant woman last week for “incitement” after authorities flagged her...
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Nov 18, 20204 min read
Your Horoscopes for 2020 CE
We know it’s a bit late… a bit being over ten months. But don’t fret, here’s our horoscopes for the year 2020 CE.
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