Geneva, Switzerland – With the COVID Delta strain apparently circulating the world, experts are now warning of the next variant.

Philadelphia, PA – A local Presbyterian church is to no longer offer the choice of coffee or tea after their services.

Los Angeles, CA – A 10m-platform diver who identified as a skydiver jumped off of a plane yesterday.

St Paul, MN – A professional drummer who plays for a local church has been arrested for “disturbing the peace” in his neighborhood.

New item from the beloved company that brought us “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Fake Inauguration Day”.

Los Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...

I know it has been some time but here are cards 13–16!

Los Angeles, CA – Nothing-but-the-Cross Evangelical Church is being sued again.

Geneva, Switzerland – Today, WHO listed drain cleaners for psychiatric healthcare and emergency use, authorizing the rollout...

Given the current sentiments regarding #StopAsianHate—and there’s a few of us Asians here at Opinyuns—it’s time I add to it.

Washington DC – The Democrats lead by the Biden-Harris administration are accusing another US President of collusion with the Russians.

Sacramento, CA – Despite the millions of dollars spent in upgrading and maintaining the firefighting Supertanker...

Kyiv, Ukraine – Ukrainian President Zelenskiy has announced that the buildup of Ukrainian troops in the eastern region of the country has...

Brooklyn Center, MN – Another Mad Max prequel is in the works.

Here are cards 9–12!

London, UK – In response to the twelve soccer teams announcing their breakaway Super League, the UK blames Russia.

“Vaccination alone is no guarantee that you can open up,” said Minister Hunt. “If it did, it might actually make sense then...

New York City, NY – An elementary school in New York has blocked one of its students from attending her online English classes for...

New York City, NY – CK has announced that the fragrance CK One will now be released as CK Ninety-one in recognition of all the genders...

Here are the next four cards! Rah! Don’t like them? Well, too bad. There are more in the pipeline and, barring the outbreak of WWIII...

Not that we’re encouraging the practice of magic or the occult… but hey, if the world is run by psychotic occultists, then why can’t we...