Chicago, IL – The entire parish of St Lawrence’s was arrested Sunday for fasting from mask-wearing. “We don’t just fast during Lent,”...

San Francisco, CA – Park Ji-eun, 14, finally convinced her parents that she was really sick and allow her to not go to school. “Normally,...

Time for cards 17–20!

St Petersburg, FL – Greef Karga claimed on Monday that the bounty hunter Mandalorian has found the campsite where Brain Laundrie and his...

Melbourne, Australia – In addition to announcing mandatory vaccination for construction workers and school teachers, the Victorian...

Washington DC – Joe Biden responded to the articles of impeachment filed on Tuesday.

London, Great Britain – Weyland-Yutani has announced that their development of the COVID-19 vaccine is “on-track and very promising”. The...

Chicago, IL – A man has been “sort of” excommunicated for chugging the entire cup of communion wine during the service at a local...

Geneva, Switzerland – COVID experts are now warning that not only are the Delta, Mu and Omicron strains dangerous, but that another one...

Seville, Spain – A recent study published in Spain has discovered a cause for why politicians and officials around the world pursue...

Los Angeles, CA – The American unborn are joining the Taliban in an attempt to stay alive.

A complete list of papers and journals that support COVID lockdowns, masks and vaccines.

Imperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Emperor Palpatine has hailed the “extraordinary success” of the imperial withdrawal from Endor.

Some Canadians question the government’s intent to purchase millions of excess vaccines.

Sydney, Australia – Australians en masse are considering voluntarily going to prison as parts of the country are under hard lockdown.

It’s not “open government”, it’s “easygoing government”!

San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements.

The Federation starship USS New Zealand is still on red alert and in lockdown after detecting one case of COVID.

New York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.

Washington DC – A new scientific study has shown that any time officials use the words “the science shows”, the statement is true.

New York City, NY – Pro-choice protestors have denounced the ancient Romans as not being sufficiently supportive of abortion.