Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Republic Medical Academy has identified a cluster of monkeypox cases on Tatooine. “We found a Tusken...

Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, issued a statement on Sunday that...

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Hollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...

Washington DC – Dr Antony Fauci has warned that just because the US is currently exiting the “pandemic phase”, new COVID variants can...

Melbourne, Australia – A member of the Lutheran church has been excommunicated for nailing 95 statements of complaints onto the church...

Hollywood, CA – Senator Elizabeth Warren will produce and star in Scream 6, the latest in the successful film franchise. “The threat to...

Today is Workers’ Memorial Day, a day when we remember those who died at work, probably due to the culpable stupidity and negligence of...

Melbourne, Australia – Victorian Premier Dan Andrews was escorted by a large number of police officers and obviously wearing a...

Grand Canyon, AZ – Slimy aliens with tentacles who want to invade and occupy planet Earth have banned Will Smith from attending any of...

Sydney, Australia – NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry “New World Order” Chant reminded all NSW residents that COVID is still “sort of a...

Washington DC – Moderna has announced it will expand its portfolio by developing military hardware, specifically the light tank for the...

Moscow, Russia – As hundreds of western companies suspend operations across Russia, President Vladimir Putin has threatened to seize...

New York City, NY – Unborn babies across the US at all periods of gestation are identifying as Ukrainians in order to avoid being sucked...

Washington DC – As a show of support for Ukraine, the White House will light its façade with the colors of the Ukrainian flag. “Although...

New York City, NY – Following Mayor Eric Adams’s vision for health and fitness, New Re-reformed Now-Truer Church of Jesus will offer...

Atlanta, GA – CNN president Jeff Zucker resigned on Wednesday, reportedly for failing to disclose a consensual relationship with a...

Beijing, China – The Chinese Olympic Committee has announced a new event for the upcoming Winter Olympics: Jabalin. “It’s a simple...

From the developer that brought us Truck Simulator, there is now Canadian Truck Simulator: Convoy Protest Edition. This is the perfect...

Washington DC – In an apparent response to the US and Japanese navies conducting exercises in the Philippine Sea, China sent 39 warplanes...

Washington DC – Although some have expressed outrage at Biden calling Fox News reporter Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a bitch”, the White...