Washington DC – Dr Antony Fauci has warned that just because the US is currently exiting the “pandemic phase”, new COVID variants can...

Melbourne, Australia – A member of the Lutheran church has been excommunicated for nailing 95 statements of complaints onto the church...

Hollywood, CA – Senator Elizabeth Warren will produce and star in Scream 6, the latest in the successful film franchise. “The threat to...

Today is Workers’ Memorial Day, a day when we remember those who died at work, probably due to the culpable stupidity and negligence of...

Melbourne, Australia – Victorian Premier Dan Andrews was escorted by a large number of police officers and obviously wearing a...

Grand Canyon, AZ – Slimy aliens with tentacles who want to invade and occupy planet Earth have banned Will Smith from attending any of...

Sydney, Australia – NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry “New World Order” Chant reminded all NSW residents that COVID is still “sort of a...

Washington DC – Moderna has announced it will expand its portfolio by developing military hardware, specifically the light tank for the...

Moscow, Russia – As hundreds of western companies suspend operations across Russia, President Vladimir Putin has threatened to seize...

New York City, NY – Unborn babies across the US at all periods of gestation are identifying as Ukrainians in order to avoid being sucked...

Washington DC – As a show of support for Ukraine, the White House will light its façade with the colors of the Ukrainian flag. “Although...

New York City, NY – Following Mayor Eric Adams’s vision for health and fitness, New Re-reformed Now-Truer Church of Jesus will offer...

Atlanta, GA – CNN president Jeff Zucker resigned on Wednesday, reportedly for failing to disclose a consensual relationship with a...

Beijing, China – The Chinese Olympic Committee has announced a new event for the upcoming Winter Olympics: Jabalin. “It’s a simple...

From the developer that brought us Truck Simulator, there is now Canadian Truck Simulator: Convoy Protest Edition. This is the perfect...

Washington DC – In an apparent response to the US and Japanese navies conducting exercises in the Philippine Sea, China sent 39 warplanes...

Washington DC – Although some have expressed outrage at Biden calling Fox News reporter Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a bitch”, the White...

Perth, WA – WA Premier Mark McClowan has denied his speaking vewy slowly and the use of an indigenous Australian to translate his message...

East Aurora, NY – To celebrate the recent approval and recommendation of COVID vaccinations for children as young as five years old in...

From January 5, the Illinois Holocaust Museum & Education Center will ask visitors to show their papers in order to enhance their...

After nearly two years of the morphogenic virus ravaging the Great Link, the Founders have again accused Starfleet Medical head Dr Fauci...