Los Angeles, CA – The Californian government has officially announced soy sauce as the condiment that represents “diversity”. “It’s a...

Washington DC – The reason for the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago was to seize more of Trump’s documents so that Nancy Pelosi can rip them up....

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI raided the home and office of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine on Monday night. The Department of...

Palm Beach, FL – The FBI raided and searched Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago on Monday morning as part of an investigation into the former...

Woke strategy in entertainment has failed...

There have been a few reports in recent days regarding “ #ThinkBeforeSharing – Stop the spread of conspiracy theories” promoted by...

Yavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has “double excommunicated” one of their drummers for “air drumming”. Rod Träge, a member of...

San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham Elementary School has insisted that he completed his homework assignment and submitted it on...

Washington DC – Democrats are planning to introduce a ban in early August on stock trading for members of Congress, their spouses and...

Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...

Los Angeles, CA – Cross-Only Non-denominational Church has recycled all their bibles and purchased a new batch which is invisible. “We...

New York City, NY – In response to WHO’s declaration that monkeypox is a global health emergency, small protests have erupted in NYC....

Washington DC – At the conclusion of the first round of January 6 committee hearings, the Democrats have reiterated that Trump and his...

Philadelphia, PA – Oil producers and gas stations throughout the country have clarified that the price of gas is actually 10 times more...

Washington DC – On Wednesday, during a speech about the health effects of oil refineries and power stations, President Biden stated that...

Washington DC – Elon Musk has testified at the US House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack public hearings, claiming that at least...

Anchorage, AK – In a rally speech on Saturday, President Donald Trump apparently read the teleprompter instructions. “We have to impeach...

London, UK – Doctors are warning that breathing can cause blood clots and may cause one to die suddenly. “Breathing in air, it goes into...

Austin, TX – Elon Musk has terminated the deal to buy Twitter. “Not only are half the accounts fake,” said Musk, “half the board are fake...

Washington DC – President Joe Biden said on Friday that his economic plan is “going according to plan”. “The Labor Department reported...