Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...

Los Angeles, CA – Cross-Only Non-denominational Church has recycled all their bibles and purchased a new batch which is invisible. “We...

New York City, NY – In response to WHO’s declaration that monkeypox is a global health emergency, small protests have erupted in NYC....

Washington DC – At the conclusion of the first round of January 6 committee hearings, the Democrats have reiterated that Trump and his...

Philadelphia, PA – Oil producers and gas stations throughout the country have clarified that the price of gas is actually 10 times more...

Washington DC – On Wednesday, during a speech about the health effects of oil refineries and power stations, President Biden stated that...

Washington DC – Elon Musk has testified at the US House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack public hearings, claiming that at least...

Anchorage, AK – In a rally speech on Saturday, President Donald Trump apparently read the teleprompter instructions. “We have to impeach...

London, UK – Doctors are warning that breathing can cause blood clots and may cause one to die suddenly. “Breathing in air, it goes into...

Austin, TX – Elon Musk has terminated the deal to buy Twitter. “Not only are half the accounts fake,” said Musk, “half the board are fake...

Washington DC – President Joe Biden said on Friday that his economic plan is “going according to plan”. “The Labor Department reported...

Summary of all scientific literature that debunks anti-COVID measures.

From the developer that brought us the Farming Simulator franchise, the latest Dutch Protest Edition is a must for these times! First,...

Canberra, Australia – Australian Deputy Prime Minister and Defense Minister Richard Marles has not ruled out that Australia could have...

Washington DC – President Biden said that he would fight the Supreme Court’s overturn of Roe vs Wade, to preserve abortion access in the...

Los Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...

San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...

Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Republic Medical Academy has identified a cluster of monkeypox cases on Tatooine. “We found a Tusken...

Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, issued a statement on Sunday that...

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Hollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...