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Experts Warn of New COVID Mitch Strain
Atlanta, GA – Experts are warning of a new COVID strain detected on the East Coast of the US, dubbed the “Mitch” variant. “It’s a real nasty one,” said Professor Ben Chao. “It’ll knock you out for at least three months and take away whatever little ability you have to talk.” Victims tend to be bedridden, although some manage simple tasks like talking on the phone, even if they normally don’t make any sense. “It can be deadly too,” added Chao, “particularly to the vulnerable p
Simian Practicalist
3 hours ago
Office Worker Turns Up to Work on a Stretcher
Frankfort, KY – A man has been fired after turning up to the office on a stretcher. “It’s not that he turned up barely conscious in a stretcher,” said the manager, Mick. “It’s the fact that it’s his first appearance in like three months. He didn’t even call in sick.” The man is “pretty sure” that his wife did inform management but he admitted that she was out of the country “so she probably forgot”. Management is adamant that the man has been grossly negligent. “This is an of
Simian Practicalist
2 days ago
J-drama ● Review: Invisible
Despite all the cheese and laughable problems, it is strangely amusing.
Very Average Joe
3 days ago
Film Review: The Mandalorian and Grogu
Predictable but it flows well enough. Nothing special either way.
Very Average Joe
5 days ago
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J-drama ● Review: Invisible
Despite all the cheese and laughable problems, it is strangely amusing.
Very Average Joe
3 days ago
Film Review: The Mandalorian and Grogu
Predictable but it flows well enough. Nothing special either way.
Very Average Joe
5 days ago
Anime Film ● Review: Lily C.A.T.
Can be more intense but it is short and looks good enough. An Alien rip-off but it is still a classic that is amusing and entertaining.
Very Average Joe
Sep 10
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Experts Warn of New COVID Mitch Strain
Atlanta, GA – Experts are warning of a new COVID strain detected on the East Coast of the US, dubbed the “Mitch” variant. “It’s a real nasty one,” said Professor Ben Chao. “It’ll knock you out for at least three months and take away whatever little ability you have to talk.” Victims tend to be bedridden, although some manage simple tasks like talking on the phone, even if they normally don’t make any sense. “It can be deadly too,” added Chao, “particularly to the vulnerable p
Simian Practicalist
3 hours ago
Office Worker Turns Up to Work on a Stretcher
Frankfort, KY – A man has been fired after turning up to the office on a stretcher. “It’s not that he turned up barely conscious in a stretcher,” said the manager, Mick. “It’s the fact that it’s his first appearance in like three months. He didn’t even call in sick.” The man is “pretty sure” that his wife did inform management but he admitted that she was out of the country “so she probably forgot”. Management is adamant that the man has been grossly negligent. “This is an of
Simian Practicalist
2 days ago
Asian Mother No Understand Why She Labelled “Abusive”
San Francisco, CA – A Chinese mother does not understand why white women criticize her as “too abusive” for disciplining her children. Jane, an immigrant from Hong Kong who has been living in the US for over twenty years, still uses the time-honored feather duster. “I hit them hard but I no kill them, you know,” says Jane, “so no idea why people comprain.” Jane is of the opinion that it is imperative to enforce order regardless of the circumstances: “Look at white children, s
Simian Practicalist
Sep 8
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