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Escorts Headed for the Strait of Hormuz?
Washington DC – The intense standoff and the threat of mines in the Strait of Hormuz have elicited calls for the use of escorts. “I think ships will need lots of help from escorts,” said Professor Abweichler of International Affairs. “It’s a pretty tense situation so I think escorts will help. Escorts always bring some release.” Chevron CEO Mike Wirth tentatively agrees with the idea of escorts. “There’s plenty of oil, so there’s no shortage of lubricant. Just need to get it
Simian Practicalist
60 minutes ago


Trump Just Wanted to Bail on Dinner
Washington DC – President Trump and the Secret Service have denied that they again just wanted to have a group hug on stage during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday night. “We did that at Butler,” said President Trump. “I just wanted to bail on the dinner this time… I mean, I love some of these people but some of them are fake news. And the bread wasn’t that good.” The president added that he “also really wanted to have that big, beautiful ballroom” but has d
Simian Practicalist
2 days ago


Comics Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin II
Nicely produced with execellent art. The story is not bad even if it is more of the same: the Foot it gone but there are rival gangs, corrupt government and police, and a new player our heroes have to deal with.
Very Average Joe
Apr 21


Study: Ivermectin and Mebendazole Can Cure Cancer
A pre-print study by N. Hulscher et al titled “ Real-World Clinical Outcomes of Ivermectin and Mebendazole in Cancer Patients: Results from a Prospective Observational Cohort ” posted on 7 April 2026 presents more evidence supporting cheap-off-shelf medication that can practically cure cancer. The main text is about 14 pages, the remaining are references. The sample initially included 197 adults who had a cancer diagnosis at a median of 1.2 years since initial diagnosis. They
Simian Practicalist
Apr 18
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Comics Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin II
Nicely produced with execellent art. The story is not bad even if it is more of the same: the Foot it gone but there are rival gangs, corrupt government and police, and a new player our heroes have to deal with.
Very Average Joe
Apr 21


Film Review: Good News
Nicely shot satire. Could be more biting but still funny and enjoyable.
Very Average Joe
Apr 15


T-drama Review: Million-Follower Detective
Intriguing premise. Despite some weaknesses, it is a solid production that is watchable and entertaining.
Very Average Joe
Apr 11
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Escorts Headed for the Strait of Hormuz?
Washington DC – The intense standoff and the threat of mines in the Strait of Hormuz have elicited calls for the use of escorts. “I think ships will need lots of help from escorts,” said Professor Abweichler of International Affairs. “It’s a pretty tense situation so I think escorts will help. Escorts always bring some release.” Chevron CEO Mike Wirth tentatively agrees with the idea of escorts. “There’s plenty of oil, so there’s no shortage of lubricant. Just need to get it
Simian Practicalist
60 minutes ago


Trump Just Wanted to Bail on Dinner
Washington DC – President Trump and the Secret Service have denied that they again just wanted to have a group hug on stage during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday night. “We did that at Butler,” said President Trump. “I just wanted to bail on the dinner this time… I mean, I love some of these people but some of them are fake news. And the bread wasn’t that good.” The president added that he “also really wanted to have that big, beautiful ballroom” but has d
Simian Practicalist
2 days ago


Church Excommunicates New Sound Mixer for Laughing Out Loud
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has again excommunicated their new sound mixer, the replacement for the one they had excommunicated last month for being too slow. Jimmy reportedly laughed out loud every time the vocalist started singing. “At first, when he laughed during rehearsal, we didn’t really mind,” said Daniel, the bass guitarist. “It’s ok to have a laugh during rehearsal.” However, Jimmy laughed out loud as soon as the first song started during the servic
Simian Practicalist
Apr 5
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