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No Means No, Except for Future Dental Appointments
Philadelphia, PA – A man is confused after his dental appointment. “I was brought up with ‘No means No’, especially when a woman says it,” said the man. However, after his routine dental checkup, the clinic receptionist insisted on booking his next appointment in six months. “I gently refused, stating that I would call when I’m ready, but she insisted and put me down for an appointment and their system to remind me via the phone,” said the man. “I thought No means No. It’s so
Simian Practicalist
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Praeclara Gratulationis Publicae by Pope Leo XIII
Pope Leo XIII (b. 2 March 1810 – d. 20 July 1903), born Gioacchino Vincenzo Raffaele Luigi Pecci, began his pontificate on 20 February 1878. His papacy is the fourth longest in the history of the Church. He is known for having composed the Prayer to Archangel St Michael and for the encyclical “ Humanum Genus ” on freemasonry published on 20 April 1884. The encyclical “ Praeclara Gratulationis Publicae ” was published on 20 June 1894. It is relatively short at approximately 5,
Very Average Joe
3 days ago


Film Review: Predator: Badlands
Despite some silliness, it is surprisingly entertaining and enjoyable.
Very Average Joe
6 days ago


USS Bush Deployment to Continue Bushes’ Gulf War Tradition
Washington DC – The Pentagon has reportedly ordered a second aircraft carrier strike group to prepare for deployment in the Middle East. “Look, Iran should be grateful that I’ve told Benny to shut up because he would like nothing better than to treat Iran like Gaza,” said President Donald Trump. The president, however, has again warned Iran that “there will be big beautiful ships that can do big things” while insisting that talks should continue. “But in the tradition of Pre
Simian Practicalist
Feb 12
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Praeclara Gratulationis Publicae by Pope Leo XIII
Pope Leo XIII (b. 2 March 1810 – d. 20 July 1903), born Gioacchino Vincenzo Raffaele Luigi Pecci, began his pontificate on 20 February 1878. His papacy is the fourth longest in the history of the Church. He is known for having composed the Prayer to Archangel St Michael and for the encyclical “ Humanum Genus ” on freemasonry published on 20 April 1884. The encyclical “ Praeclara Gratulationis Publicae ” was published on 20 June 1894. It is relatively short at approximately 5,
Very Average Joe
3 days ago


Film Review: Predator: Badlands
Despite some silliness, it is surprisingly entertaining and enjoyable.
Very Average Joe
6 days ago


Film Review: The Black Hole (1979)
Not bad ideas and decent production for its time, but the narrative is clumsy.
Very Average Joe
Feb 12
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No Means No, Except for Future Dental Appointments
Philadelphia, PA – A man is confused after his dental appointment. “I was brought up with ‘No means No’, especially when a woman says it,” said the man. However, after his routine dental checkup, the clinic receptionist insisted on booking his next appointment in six months. “I gently refused, stating that I would call when I’m ready, but she insisted and put me down for an appointment and their system to remind me via the phone,” said the man. “I thought No means No. It’s so
Simian Practicalist
4 hours ago


USS Bush Deployment to Continue Bushes’ Gulf War Tradition
Washington DC – The Pentagon has reportedly ordered a second aircraft carrier strike group to prepare for deployment in the Middle East. “Look, Iran should be grateful that I’ve told Benny to shut up because he would like nothing better than to treat Iran like Gaza,” said President Donald Trump. The president, however, has again warned Iran that “there will be big beautiful ships that can do big things” while insisting that talks should continue. “But in the tradition of Pre
Simian Practicalist
Feb 12


Man Wants to Die Healthy, Takes up Bike Riding
Sydney, Australia – A man wishes to get fit and so he has taken up bike riding. “It’s good exercise and it gets me from A to B, which is convenient,” said the man. The man initially rode at parks only but then decided to spend $4,500 on a bike and cycling suit so he can ride to and from work as well. “I really want to stay healthy as long as I can, even until the day I die,” said the man, “and even if it means I need to ride among peak traffic and breathe in their exhaust.” T
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Feb 7
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