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Film Review: The Mandalorian and Grogu
Predictable but it flows well enough. Nothing special either way.
Very Average Joe
2 hours ago
Anime Film ● Review: Lily C.A.T.
Can be more intense but it is short and looks good enough. An Alien rip-off but it is still a classic that is amusing and entertaining.
Very Average Joe
2 days ago
Films Review: Rurouni Kenshin The Final & The Beginning
Some characters still underutilized, but mostly looks good and enjoyable.
Very Average Joe
3 days ago
Asian Mother No Understand Why She Labelled “Abusive”
San Francisco, CA – A Chinese mother does not understand why white women criticize her as “too abusive” for disciplining her children. Jane, an immigrant from Hong Kong who has been living in the US for over twenty years, still uses the time-honored feather duster. “I hit them hard but I no kill them, you know,” says Jane, “so no idea why people comprain.” Jane is of the opinion that it is imperative to enforce order regardless of the circumstances: “Look at white children, s
Simian Practicalist
4 days ago
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Film Review: The Mandalorian and Grogu
Predictable but it flows well enough. Nothing special either way.
Very Average Joe
2 hours ago
Anime Film ● Review: Lily C.A.T.
Can be more intense but it is short and looks good enough. An Alien rip-off but it is still a classic that is amusing and entertaining.
Very Average Joe
2 days ago
Films Review: Rurouni Kenshin The Final & The Beginning
Some characters still underutilized, but mostly looks good and enjoyable.
Very Average Joe
3 days ago
SATIRE
Asian Mother No Understand Why She Labelled “Abusive”
San Francisco, CA – A Chinese mother does not understand why white women criticize her as “too abusive” for disciplining her children. Jane, an immigrant from Hong Kong who has been living in the US for over twenty years, still uses the time-honored feather duster. “I hit them hard but I no kill them, you know,” says Jane, “so no idea why people comprain.” Jane is of the opinion that it is imperative to enforce order regardless of the circumstances: “Look at white children, s
Simian Practicalist
4 days ago
Corporate Employee Suggests More KPIs
Sydney, Australia – A corporate minion was given a reprimand for “not being a team player”. Last week, John Lee was told that he had failed to meet one of his key performance indicators (KPIs). He contested that decision because his position is a core function of the company. “I only get to do the work that comes to me,” said Lee. “You can’t do the work if people don’t give you work. It’s not like the support departments where you can just keep shuffling paper as long as the
Simian Practicalist
Aug 25
Company Promotes Women in Office During Mass Layoff
Los Angeles, CA – A company is promoting and celebrating women in the workplace. “We’re not simply interested in having women as cleaners or the average minion in the office, that’s been going on for decades; we want them to be executives and CEOs,” said CEO Cliff Dushpaggery. Dushpaggery takes the innovative approach by constantly releasing company newsletters about women in the office and how much he wants them to be executives. “Well, maybe not while I’m the CEO but you kn
Simian Practicalist
Aug 21
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